{"id":267,"date":"2025-12-03T23:39:19","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T23:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/?p=267"},"modified":"2025-12-03T23:39:52","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T23:39:52","slug":"you-take-an-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/2025\/12\/03\/you-take-an-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"You take an onion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I wrote a very silly one-page party game RPG based on something my friends and I have been doing ad hoc for several years now. It&#8217;s called <a href=\"https:\/\/josh04.itch.io\/step-one-you-take-an-onion\"><em>Step One: You take an onion<\/em><\/a> and I firmly believe that everyone should experience it once. Was featured in the <a href=\"https:\/\/b3ta.com\/newsletter\/issue969\/\">b3ta newsletter<\/a>, fulfiling my genuinely held lifelong dream to win the approval of message board users from 2005.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"681\" height=\"681\" src=\"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image.png 681w, https:\/\/fevered.earth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/fevered.earth\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 681px) 100vw, 681px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote a very silly one-page party game RPG based on something my friends and I have been doing ad hoc for several years now. It&#8217;s called Step One: You take an onion and I firmly believe that everyone should experience it once. Was featured in the b3ta newsletter, fulfiling my genuinely held lifelong dream [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":8,"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[40,101,102,100],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gamedev","tag-game-development","tag-onion","tag-party-game","tag-rpg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fevered.earth\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}