• Friends, everywhere (Andor Season 2)

    Friends, everywhere (Andor Season 2)

    I should note before we get going that Disney+, the streaming service on which Andor is available, is currently on the BDS movement’s priority list of targets for boycott. I encourage you to investigate the BDS movement’s website and to consider cancelling any Disney+ subscriptions you may have.


    Andor takes aim.

    After Disney’s brutal dismembering of The Acolyte, the only other Star War in recent memory to do anything interesting, my desire to write about Star Wars kinda fizzled. I watched a bit of Skeleton Crew, which seemed charming but minor, and I found that for the first time I didn’t really have anything to say about it. The triumphal return of Andor is about the only thing that could drag me back though admittedly it was touch and go – not till the 9th episode was I sure I’d have a go. With only the horrible Mandalorian and Baby Yogu on the horizon and the promise of a second miserable season of Ahsoka yet to come, Star Wars is on seriously thin ice. In my brain, at least.

    We left off at the end of Andor‘s first season reflecting on how neat a bow that run of episodes had tied; a continuation was by no means assured and so the major jigsaw pieces of how Diego Luna’s cold-blooded rebel hero would end up as the pseudo-protagonist of Rogue One were already in place. Incipient acts of rebellion; coordination of multiple autonomous groups; support from those in the existing structures of power. A second go round, then, would be sufficient if it merely filled in the gaps. And the structure of this project matches this ambition – four feature-length runs of three episodes each skipping a year, which like the first season vary in affect between “this is just a movie” and “this is a tight 50 minute showcase” – episodes 8 and 10 being particular self-contained standouts.

    Andor remains an ambitious show however, and it can and does still aim high. There are perfunctory elements – I can’t say I was pleased to be reunited with sassy robot K-2SO, though the show makes some good (nasty) use of him as the Emperor’s designated replacement for the Jedi, a metallic Darth Vader who can be sent into the fray alone and hurl some bodies around. In a way it’s more of a testament to the narrow horizons of the rest of TV; Star Wars is ultimately a set of movies for children, so it’s acceptable that much of Star Wars is not so sophisticated as this; what excuse does everything else have?


    The distinguishing focus of Andor‘s second season is gender, launching in with a run of three episodes which deliberately marginalise the title character (locked up in an unfortunately cartoonish side-story about some less disciplined rebels descending into infighting). In his place are three vignettes, properly considered, about gender and class in this nascent Empire. Tony Gilroy, with the writing credit on these first three episodes, opts to take us on a history lesson as we see a Marx-inflected view of family relations play out on screen.

    The ethereal, earth tone looks of the Republic…
    …give way to the sharp lines and high contrast of the Empire.

    From the top, the main through-line here is Leida Mothma’s marriage of convenience to the weedy little son of new money crook Davo Sculdun. Mon Mothma’s struggle between advancing the cause of the rebellion versus protecting her bacchanalian husband and tradcath daughter was carried to conclusion last season, making this an extended coda where we see, step by painful step, how much it costs her – but also how much she has gained, what she is escaping from.

    The aristocratic traditions of Chandrila are drawn with a light touch: a string of expensive parties, a ceremonial pilgrimage noted to now be on public land, a gruesome ceremonial dagger taking centre stage at the ceremony. Sculdun repatriates a great stone statue evoking a maternity goddess, and claims it a victory for all Chandrila – but to remain in private ownership. It is in a word patriarchal. The elephant in this room is Mon Mothma, the woman politician, more comfortable in the corridors of the senate than at this grotesque display of wealth. Her agency always an unspoken wall between her and her husband, at the last second we see her make a heartwrenching appeal to her daughter to escape this society as she did. Leida just wishes her mother could be normal.

    The Republic, in permitting Mon Mothma to become a senator, has fractured these aristocratic traditions and with them the strict gender roles it enforces. The Empire is going to obliterate them. We get the first hints here of the Empire’s plan for the planet of Ghorman, as akin to Chandrila as Chandrila is to Naboo – the new Star Wars tradition of the same location in multiple instances in full effect, and Naboo itself does get a guest appearance in the final episodes as another Ghorman at another time. Ghorman, a producer of luxury goods with traditions as rich and complex as anywhere else, is to be mined for precious minerals. To do so, the privileged society of Ghorman must be dismantled. And to make this happen the Empire (in the person of a returning Ben Mendelsohn, of whom more later) has tapped up and coming intelligence supervisor Dedra Meero (Deborah Meaden should sue).

    On Ghorman, Trade Federation control ship stylings give way to a large Imperial triangle.

    Much of this season of Andor concerns the question of Ghorman, which we see first introduced by a star-shaped city with a central courtyard that blends the iconic Naboo Plaza de España with the Trade Federation control ship in a particularly pointed bit of visual metaphor. The new armory constructed as part of the plot to subdue the Ghor is in the triangular shape of a Star Destroyer. Ghorman is in this way the fully Imperially-integrated Naboo, Imperial presence at first in an uneasy alliance with local business interests – the fashion houses of Ghorman make cloth with an exclusive local spider in a manner that alludes to various real-life luxury foodstuffs and products, though as everyone in Ghorman speaks cod-French, let’s say wine. Continuing that theme, there’s even a tolerated cenotaph in that main plaza solemnly remembering the Ghormans killed in a crass bit of murder years earlier by top-ranking Imperial Grand Moff Tarkin, in an incident that evidently didn’t hurt his career much.

    In many ways the story of Ghorman is a re-telling of the story of Ferrix last season: repression creates the conditions for rebellion and a small problem for the Empire becomes a large one. But the details are all shuffled: where Ferrix was a working-class place with a strong community culture, Ghorman is individualist and bourgeois. M. Rylanz begins his rebellion coyly suggesting to Syril Karn (however cynically) that the true Emperor would surely be upset to hear his subjects were being mistreated so. And some elements are turned particularly bleak: the bloodthirsty Sergeant Linus Mosk, who on Ferrix was all too eager to crack skulls, is mirrored on Ghorman in the witless Sergeant Bloy, who doesn’t realise until it’s far too late that he’s being sent on a suicide mission with his squad of raw recruits.

    Like Rylanz, Chandrilan elite act and dress the in the accoutrements of the Republic: Jedi-like robes in rich golds and blues. The wedding ceremony features a prominent cutting of a braid in a manner which recalls the Padawan braid won by Obi-wan, Anakin and the younglings. The braid is worn here by the woman. Through the course of Andor‘s second season, we gradually see the ratio of appearances at the Chandrilan parties shift, beige, white and black Imperial uniforms taking up more and more room. The Empire is snuffing out this outcrop of republicanism as it will eventually dissolve the Republic senate, and with it will go the archaic ceremonies and traditions that form part of the institutional power that until now this class has enjoyed. Replacing it will be those uniform beiges, whites and blacks with career bureaucrats like Dedra and Syril inhabiting them. The relationship between Dedra and Syril is similarly without artifice, defying tradition. Eedy, Syril’s mother, in many ways embodies the morbid republic, a slightly decrepit, casually cruel vampire on her son’s neck who sees in Dedra a second victim to torment. Dedra, with the exact bearing of a Napoleonic-era captain, simply prescribes to her in curt terms the positive relationship they are to have, taken or left. Eedy concedes.

    Chandrilan blue, Imperial white.

    This is the Faustian pact that Dedra is making, unlimited power to sweep away old assumptions about social hierarchy and gender roles at the only cost of becoming complicit in Empire, of being the finger that pulls any trigger ordered. And that violence can be both impersonal, as with the droids released to indiscriminately smash the Ghorman crowds, or it can be deeply gendered. The other environment we see equitable gender relationships expressed is with Bix, hiding out on the farm planet from Rebel Moon with last season’s most valued players Brasso and Wilmon. The farm workers share communal meals, raise children in common, and occasionally verge on child-like innocence in how egalitarian it all is (notably, the workers have a positive relationship with the farmer). Unlike Dedra and Syril however, this is neither sanctioned by the Empire nor is it an expression of the Empire’s power. It is radical beyond comfort, pointing to a world of relationships where no one role is dominant whatever the gender. An Imperial patrol is sent to take census of the workers, in effect an immigration raid, and the ranking officer finds Bix alone and attempts to rape her. Gilroy writes a horribly true-to-life depiction of a man using his modicum of power to gratify himself with meaningless cruelty and we can all cheer when he gets hit with a big space-wrench. There is no point to the rape much as there is no point to the census overall; the use is merely to remind everyone involved of what is what. Empire on the one hand dissolves traditional roles and washes away gender; on the other, it uses gendered violence as a stick as hefty as any other to beat down with.

    The impact of these vignettes is cut off just slightly by some inattention later in the season. It’s unclear what we’re meant to take away from the scene where Cyril goes to strangle Dedra after learning that she’s betrayed him. Is she into it? Is he reverting to type? Similarly, Bix’s subplot over the next six episodes has her sinking into a depression, leaning into substance abuse, getting some therapeutic revenge with Cassian’s assistance, then getting into faith healing and leaving because of a belief in destiny? It’s unfocused and verging on cliche. Mon Mothma avoids this issue both by dropping her family connection entirely, the question of her as a woman and mother not returned to.

    The show never quite settles into itself either with Kleya, Luthen’s daughter, assistant and collaborator. She gets a highlight episode here, complete with backstory elements that place her on Naboo at a time of Imperial occupation (her superlative, melodramatic dress sense explained in one link to Padme Amidala) and hyper-competent heist sequence – it’s a highlight of the entire show. But despite the obvious affection involved for Andor‘s femme fatale – and the Star Wars grand prize of getting to remove the machine keeping your father alive1 – Kleya ends the season still something of a cypher, clearly crushed by the loss of her adoptive father but with only a tentative reconnection to Cassian and Kel to express it with. The defence of Luthen to the Yavin leaders placed in Andor’s mouth instead.

    All this said, while reviewers have so far contested the final image of the show, that of Bix standing in a field of wheat gazing at the sky, I did not mind it. To raise children is ultimately an act of faith in the goodness of the world, its capacity to improve. That goes for Bix and tiny Andor Jr. as it had previously gone for Marva and Cassian, Luthen and Kleya, Salmon Paak and Wilmon. It’s a literalisation of the chain of unconditional love that fuels the rebellion – the show certainly has not balked at non-standard family relations before this point. The communitarian society on Mina-rau is the closest thing Andor has to paradise, the figurative paradise that every rebel is working towards.


    We revisit Saw Gerrera in the second run of Andor episodes, commandant to the kind of guerilla cell that his namesake (you know the one) might have recognised: tight-knit, testosterone-fuelled, a brotherhood constantly on the move. Wilmon, the plucky bomb-maker from Ferrix last season, is sent by Luthen to advise Saw on the operation of some deadly fuel extraction technology. But instead of teaching his lesson and leaving, Saw effectively kidnaps him – and worse, intimates to the student that once the teaching is complete, Wilmon will be disposed of. The setup leans into the audience’s instinctual fear of rebel movements “going too far”, of charismatic leaders turning political coalitions into cults. Saw Gerrera as a second Vader, making unilateral life-or-death decisions on the performance of his underlings. The twist is that the opposite is true: Saw is a more effective operator than ever, deftly outmanoeuvring an Imperial plot to oust him. His apparent irrationality, he explains to Wilmon, is simply acceptance of death. He will burn brighter and live freer, no matter the cost.

    If I had an in with Forest Whitaker I’d probably find any excuse to put him in my show too.

    The irony here is that Saw and his old sparring partner, the new, more irascible Luthen, have converged: when Luthen reveals to Andor in the next run of episodes that he sees no way out for them other than a noose, the comparison is complete. Luthen does not have Saw’s lust for freedom, but the life of a spymaster is such that he is always looking over his shoulder, always rooting out hidden plots, always telling his friends less than they might want to be told. And like Saw, he is now being marginalised, the rebellion he has helped build coalescing into something that won’t need a spymaster with the ears of the Imperial senate. A rebellion that can fight in the open, for hearts and minds. A desperate Luthen tells Mon Mothma that he doesn’t have any evidence and he doesn’t know who or why, but the people she’s expecting to meet the next day are a danger to her and she’s just going to have to believe him. It’s not the kind of appeal you make twice. In the subsequent episode, a year on, Luthen rues mournfully to Kleya that they may have run out of ‘perfect’. Luthen, boxed in on Coruscant, accepts the inevitable, much as Saw with on Jedha shortly thereafter.

    I’m interested to revisit Rogue One and specifically the character of Saw, who was very poorly served by that film’s torrid production history. His featuring in Andor, which you have to assume has been limited by the amount of time they were able to retain Forest Whitaker for on any given day, has punched way above its weight – a character with real revolutionary fervour in a series much given to prevaricators, cynics and wide-eyed imbeciles (sorry Luke). Again like Luthen, Saw is a character who wants to win and knows what that will entail. Unlike Luthen, he is ultimately not willing to cede control to the bureaucrats and artistocrats who will ultimately form the New Republic.

    Cassian has another conversation shadowed with death, right at the end of the show, where a skeptical Bail Organa okays his mission that kicks off Rogue One. They discuss the abstract threat of the Emperor’s new weapon, unaware that in a matter of days it will have killed them both. This is the ultimate strength of Andor as a project, to draw these lines across decades of fiction, and something that simply could not be done without the Star Wars connection.


    The unfortunate Sergeant Bloy.

    A trend that particularly upsets me in lots of media lately is lack of discipline; this was particularly galling in Ahsoka, where any notion of belonging to a hierarchical organisation was functionally jettisoned for Green Mary Elizabeth Winstead to make some faces instead. But it goes beyond Star Wars: even in an ostensibly serious drama like Shogun there often was a casual attitude to hierarchy entirely at odds with the setting. Lesser shows often feel like remakes of the Onion article “Entire precinct made up of loose cannons”. Real life militaries run on discipline, historically brutal discipline. Real life bureaucracies run on hierarchy. Which is not to say you can’t have a Captain Kirk, going outside the stuffy rules of the Admirals to do what’s right, but that can’t be the rule – and the people present who do follow the rules have to behave accordingly. Watching recent Doctor Who episode ‘The Well’ there’s a scene where the number two relieves the ranking officer of command because he disagrees with her decision making; in the real-life British Navy that would have had him hanged.

    This remains an area Andor excels in. Throughout the second season we catch background glimpses of a structured rebellion that is going to outpace and surpass both Luthen’s spy rings and Saw Gerrera’s independent cells. What was disparate clumps of useless or dangerous individuals like the group who take Cassian hostage in the first run of episodes, by the climax of the ninth episode has become the rebellion of A New Hope, a full-blown military organisation with ranks and procedures that Cassian himself is starting to look like an odd fit for. Infamously, when the rebellion presents Luke and the gang with medals at the end of A New Hope, Lucas staged it by reference to shots from Triumph of the Will. It’s a parallel power structure to the Empire now, if a diminutive one, and there’s a great verisimilitude in seeing Alastair Petrie warn Cassian that mercurial disappearances and secret missions will soon have no place in this new organisation.

    The rebel bureaucracy is naturally a bagatelle compared to the Imperial one, and Andor‘s second season benefits from an increased role for Anton Lesser’s evil spymaster Major Partagaz. ISB head honcho Partagaz is the picture of senior leadership, prowling in circles around his cavernous meeting room, well aware of the fear he inspires in his themselves otherwise authoritative underlings. It’s instructive as well as practical, each officer bringing to their reports some form of the same intensity and cruelty. One of the stand-out moments in the season is Dedra and Partagaz debriefing an ebullent Syril, still labouring under the impression that his mission is related to the quest to capture Cassian Andor. Describing the Ghorman rebels he has been made double agent to, he calls them “inexperienced but eager”. Partagaz, looking directly at Dedra, deadpans “How often those attributes align.” If the message to Dedra wasn’t plain enough, he follows up once they’re alone with a direct warning that her involvement of the goofy Syril is a liability. They are not Andor and Bix; there is no balance of “what we’re fighting for” versus the fight itself. When push comes to shove, Dedra’s position – as Captain Kaido puts it – is to be a finger on a trigger, and to respect the chain of command. If the command is that inexperienced recruits are to be sent to face the angry Ghorman mob, so be it. If the command is that an imperial sniper is to provoke mass violence, so be it. And if Syril, who has always dreamed of heroics, is not content to hide in a back room with civilians and children then the failing is his alone.

    The uneasiest scene in an episode of uneasy scenes.

    This unwinds in the way any system that cannot evolve or compensate must die: the inhuman rigidity, the adherence to protocol, the competitive contempt between peers leaves the ISB unable to correct course as a string of bungled operations collapse into one another – Dedra’s desire to be the one to collar Luthen (‘Axis’, in their wonderfully Le Carre-esque dictionary) leads her to go it alone with minimal backup. This is to pip former protege Heert to the post, and as a true student he immediately turns around and does exactly the same thing in trying to bring in Luthen’s own protege Kleya.

    Syril of course, who only ever imagined himself to be in favour of the Empire, falls by the wayside dying in a Javert-esque farce, desperately trying to hide the massacre unfolding on Ghorman from himself by slapping the cuffs on an incidentally-present Cassian. “You didn’t seem to mind the promotions”, an indignant Dedra barks at him. But the idea that there was a quid-pro-quo at work is alien to the ultimate just-world believer, who has never been able to imagine that good people might break the rules or that bad people might make them.

    But Dedra hasn’t just doomed herself with this domino cascade: to keep up with Heert she’s been surreptitiously retaining documents she shouldn’t have access to, and when Luthen’s man on the inside of the ISB Lonni steals her access, he finds not only her plan to bring in Luthen but the details of the big secret itself, as yet unmentioned by name in Andor. It’s the Death Star, as an incandescent Krennic has Dedra stammer out, and this leak will go on to take out Partagaz (two subordinates dead, one imprisoned, his ‘resignation’ is asked for in terms he understands), Krennic himself (as per Rogue One) and the looming figure of Tarkin at the penultimate step of the pile (if you haven’t seen A New Hope, he dies when the Death Star explodes). The problem at its root is one of trust and faith: if the ISB supervisors could trust each other, they could collaborate effectively. Lonni’s spying is enabled by his ability to project himself as the rare friend around the ISB table. Luthen is utterly ruthless but at root what he does have is friends everywhere. The ISB supervisors have friends nowhere, the Empire ultimately as rewarding to Dedra’s faith in it as it was to the Ghor. Andor comes to rescue Kleya; no-one comes to rescue Dedra, who in a cheeky bit of cosmic karma ends up in a Narkina 5-style prison, presumably labouring to build a second Death Star.

    Dedra visually placed in a hierarchy.

    Andor‘s inarguable quality has been a catalyst for critical consideration of Star Wars, which is scarcely a positive outcome. Much better to be something quietly competent like Skeleton Crew than something that rouses the great beasts like The Acolyte! But yes, Andor has inspired comment, much of it of a kind – quickly summarised, that Andor is Star Wars done right, that Disney Lucasfilm will struggle to reproduce the quality of Andor, that Andor is not in fact Star Wars at all, and finally that George Lucas is a hack who not only cannot have inspired something like Andor, he probably also stole the reels for the original film from an editing bay in 1977. The last one demonstrates to me a startling lack of intellectual curiosity – akin to, on reading Naoki Urasawa’s masterpiece Pluto, declaring that you’re glad someone has finally shown Astro Boy to be so much garbage. Andor is not made by people who hate Star Wars, and so it cannot be made by people who hate George Lucas. The idea is childish. The alchemy of the approach is that Star Wars is for children, and always has been, but things that are for children can be valued and reinterpreted and played with. Star Wars permits Andor to reference a visual dictionary that the audience will intuitively understand. In this way the question of whether it is or isn’t Star Wars is moot. It is a Star Wars story.

    The nature of Andor – a complementary story about the lives of people who weren’t gifted with providence, who aren’t related to great leaders or born to great destinies, makes a fine companion to the original films. It makes text of subtext, improves on both, and provides an excellent counter-argument to anyone who ever suggested that Star Wars should have less intergalactic politicking.

    Which only leaves the question of whether something this good will come along again for Star Wars, a question the world politics of which are too unpredictable to answer. I hope so.


    Previously:

    1. Obi-wan: Episode 1
    2. Obi-wan: Episode 2
    3. Obi-wan: Episode 3
    4. Obi-wan: Episode 4
    5. Obi-wan: Episode 5
    6. Obi-wan: Episode 6
    7. The Phantom Menace (video essay)
    8. Andor: Episodes 1, 2, 3
    9. “Can Andor save Star Wars from itself?” Andor: Episodes 4, 5, 6 (plus supplemental)
    10. Andor: Episode 7
    11. Andor: Episodes 8, 9, 10
    12. Andor: Episodes 11, 12
    13. Ahsoka: Episodes 1, 2
    14. Ahsoka: Episodes 3, 4, 5, 6
    15. Ahsoka: Episodes 7, 8
    16. The Acolyte
    17. Andor: Season 2

    If you want to read something non-Star Wars by me try ‘The Cult of the Scan‘, about the attraction of bootleg 35mm film print scans. The new site has an RSS feed, you can also subscribe to my Letterboxd reviews if you see fit.

    1. I believe I stole this excellent joke from someone. If this is your joke please let me know. ↩︎
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  • Welcome to the new website

    I’ve thought for a long time now that the shift to hosted services ((over the last however many years) has been a disaster for the internet. There are other services which replacing is non-trivial (e.g. Youtube) but being able to self-host articles seemed achievable, so here we are. The plan is maybe to host more blog-like writing here as well as articles, and have the articles mirrored on Medium (or wherever).

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  • The Cult of the Scan

    What is the best way to watch your favourite movie? As technology has progressed, the options have only grown more numerous. Having to go to a cinema used to be synonymous with seeing a film, before home television began its gradual but unyielding incursion into viewing habits. For readers alive for the same timespan as me, the progression from videotape via various discs to streaming has transformed film viewing in your lifetime.

    To the list of available viewing mediums we can add one you may not have heard of: the “35mm scan”, a digital file you download from an anonymous link that isn’t any official home release of the film. Instead, an enterprising fan has gotten ahold of a set of reels from when the film was shown in pre-digital cinemas. Armed with these, they have secured the use of a professional scanner used to digitize film, and have made their own version for home viewing. These scans are highly prized for their scarcity and their perceived proximity to seeing the film in the cinema.

    I will tell you up front: whenever I hear about one of these scans I bristle. The world of colour science, the nitty-gritty detail in how an image goes from being staged in front of a camera to being displayed on a screen, is a complicated and subtle one. Seeing a scan advertised on twitter via a slapped-together comparison of different frames in from different releases showing different colour tones as if it proves something sticks in the craw. Making a home release of a movie is always a process of compromise; the dialogue around 35mm scans erases this complexity.


    When people talk about having seen a film they do it just like that: have you seen the film? A single, unitary experience. But this cannot possibly be the case. Every viewing of a film is unique across a breadth of categories. Did you see it in 3D? In IMAX? On Bluray? On 4K Bluray? On streaming? Cropped to 16:9? The director’s cut? Which director’s cut? In HDR? In the daytime? In HDR in the daytime? And so on. An alien observing from orbit might conclude that no two viewings of a film are comparable, that every one is utterly unique. In practice people actually don’t really think about this, or if they do they decide for themselves whether or not their viewing of the film was sufficient. People may choose to supplement a film they saw on DVD with a trip to the cinema if it comes back around. People may consider that if they watched the airplane edit of a given film, they still need to see the real thing. Conversely, people may seek a censored cut out as a particular experience — ‘stranger in the alps’ and such.

    In the rough hierarchy of preferable viewing scenarios, cinemas and distributors have gotten wise to a few successful approaches. It’s not uncommon for a big action film to receive an ‘IMAX cut’, with some scenes shot for the full frame IMAX format — and when the time comes, with some scenes available to be shown pillarboxed at home. Of course there are 3D presentations also, and adventurous directors have pursued high frame rate showings. But the real prestige is being shown on film, real physical film. Tarantino ran a roadshow of viewings of ‘Hateful Eight’ in the 70mm format. Arthouse cinemas and megaplexes alike boast of special 35mm showings.

    Why is real film so revered? Is it entirely down due to the mystical draw of film grain, the organic distribution of structure in the chemicals that resolve into an image? By the time film stopped being the major format of distribution though, film stock was capable of having very little natural grain. And conversely, digital grain has been largely indistinguishable from the real thing for many years — some directors going so far as to have blank film processed and scanned so that a unique grain can be applied to a digital negative. One of the ironies of film production is that grain, which is so prized by the end consumer as a mark of quality, must be removed for the visual effects process to function. Individual elements cannot appear to have more or less grain, so for visual effects shots it all gets removed at the start of the process and replaced again at the end.

    I saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood in 35mm on release, at an excellent cinema. It’s a great film, but I can’t say that the chemical medium enhanced the viewing at all. Simulated grain has long being indistinguishable from the real thing. Frankly, seeing any film in a proper cinema will elevate it — the controlled environment, the dark room, the commitment to not being able to pause the damn thing and compulsively scroll on your phone for a while.

    I suspect though that at the root of the question is the authenticity fetish: the analog film experience, joining the vinyl record and the manual gearbox car, is simply more “real”, more tactile, desirable for what it represents rather than any particular positive aspect of the experience it provides. Which isn’t to say that these things don’t have tangible appeals of their own — just that the cosmic first mover is the nostalgic impulse. As the slogan goes, 35mm film is ‘The Real Thing.’


    The dark cousin of the real film screening, the home viewing equivalent, is the phenomenon of the ‘35mm scan’. The news often flies round Twitter: some brave soul has unspooled a prized 35mm print of some classic movie and scanned it in, delivering a true unmediated experience of the film in question for the first time outside of a cinema and at home. Unmediated by what? Well, by the process of home release which — it is implied — goes beyond merely presenting a movie and into tampering with it, presumably with sinister intent. The print, by virtue of having laid untouched since the movie was released in cinemas, represents another level of purity of artistic endeavour — the original, before any revisions could be made.

    The phantom at the feast here is George Lucas, pioneer both of digital filmmaking and of tampering with films post-release. The phenomenon of the 35mm scan is presaged by the phenomenon of the ‘despecialised cut’, a decades-long effort by fans of Star Wars to wind back the clock on Lucas’s special editions and produce the authentic original Star Wars as seen in cinemas in 1977. Many expected the purchase of Star Wars by Disney to result in a release of these stolen treasures, but none has appeared — perhaps lending credence to the theory that the production of the special editions involved dismantling and repurposing all the remaining viable film elements of the original cuts. ‘Despecialised cuts’ proliferate, despite the stated goal being to return to the original truth of Star Wars. Fans cannot agree, it turns out, on exactly which elements of the special editions are authentic and inauthentic. Everyone can get mad at the cartoon dinosaur, but perhaps they don’t think the lightsabers should be white, or that matte lines on model X-wings deserve to be squirreled away. Despite years of effort, the single truth of Star Wars continues to elude capture.

    Some efforts are more authentic than others.

    There are different versions because there are different screens. Any TV whether in the past or today is fundamentally different to a cinema screen. Back in the day this was so straightforward and obvious that no-one questioned it: Your crummy CRT TV could barely display a TV channel correctly (especially if you were North American, suffering under the yoke of the NTSC colour system), let alone compete with the screen at the cinema. Before we even get to the quality of the image, for much of the history of the television the screen was a different shape. This makes a good analogy: much as pan-and-scan cut the physical size of the frame to fit the restrictions of TV, a similar job needs to be done to fit the superior contrast and colour of a 35mm image to what is possible on, and what would look good on, an average TV.

    The trouble is that while this need to reformat is now much less obvious — our TVs are bigger, brighter, more colourful than ever — it hasn’t gone away. Cinemas are (mostly) still projected using xenon bulbs, which give a quality of light totally unlike any display technology you’re likely to interact with. Cinema projectors can reliably reproduce colour in excess of the majority of home screens. One of the reasons that 35mm film continued as long as it did as the format of choice for directors was that it is capable of capturing dynamic range — contrast — well in excess of what the average video camera can capture, or TV screen can display. Every film pushed to home video or TV broadcast is reformatted to mitigate these differences. As screen technology advances, the change becomes more subtle but no less essential.

    Once you’ve accepted that every version for home viewing is an adaptation, a deviation away from the cinema experience — and that itself depending on the calibration and capability of the projector used — you start to understand what’s so pernicious about the phenomenon of the “35mm scan”. Because the implicit claim is that by going straight to the film print as a source of truth you’re avoiding all this inconsistency — but in fact you’re simply entrusting it to the hands of a well-meaning amateur. Someone still needs to handle how the dynamic range of film is mapped to the more limited range of video. It’s just either going to be the call of whoever prepares the scan, or worse still: the default settings of the scanning software.

    It’s a whirling vortex of uncertainty — to achieve the goal of adapting an accurate presentation of a specific 35mm print of a film for home video, you’re forced first to assume the accuracy of your scanner, then of the colour science of the scanning software, then of whatever tools you use to package the scan into a video. This is before you’ve considered whether there are any colour casts or degradation on the print itself that would need to be compensated for — if you had a reference to compare them with. With all that done, you can’t say anything certain about how the print looked when originally shown in a cinema other than that it was definitely illuminated with a bulb with a totally different tone to your screen.

    And of course, if you’re in the business of thinking that home releases are being chronically mis-coloured, you’re probably bringing your own biases to the table. The scanning software has tempting sliders for contrast and sliders for saturation and all sorts of other options. Let’s all hope your display is well-calibrated when you nudge the white balance a little warmer — after all, isn’t that how it was in the cinema? Most often when one of these scans turns up the argument from first principles is moot: the author has clearly jumped right in and tried to grade the film to their memory and preferences rather than the boring old scientific process that might not end up looking very good anyway.

    Well, why shouldn’t people make their own grades? It is after all a creative process, and there’s no more reason to believe that art cannot come from this process than there is to believe art can’t come from a re-cut or mash-up. I certainly think people should be able to do their own grades. What I can’t concede is locating in these efforts any authenticity, this fiction of a ‘perfect’ rendition of the film that is being denied to us by greedy corporations or fickle creatives. The truth is back where we started, with our alien observer: there is no perfect rendition, in fact there are no common renditions whatsoever. Every time a film is played is unique. The place, the time, the heat, the humidity, the age of your eyes. Much remains the same; more changes. A 35mm scan is no more able to take you back than a grotty old VHS.


    I think for lots of people the appeal of these scans is surely that of the cult: the insider knowledge, the initiation. Sure, you know The Matrix. But do you really know it? My carefully cultivated Plex library can show it to you in original cool blues instead of corporate-approved green. Original grades, open mattes, extended TV cuts: there’s something a bit “rare Pokémon cards” about it all.

    Directors are not immune to correcting against the vision in their memory either: later home releases have often “fixed” perceived issues with earlier ones, if not while introducing new ones. James Cameron is infamous for ramping up the digital noise reduction on his new releases to the point of parody. And of course George Lucas was making even special-er editions of Star Wars right up until he signed on the dotted line with Disney.

    It all speaks to the malleability of the experience, to the unique force of watching a movie over and again, discovering new things to love and new things to hate. Just don’t tell me that this one has the colours right.


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  • 2024 review of films

    It’s been a funny year for movie watching — the arthouse cinema near me closed down in the middle of the year, which was disappointing. The Odeon over the road still thrives though, so plenty more blockbusters in my future. More than anything else though, my movie-watching has been dictated by the preparation for and arrival of my shiny new baby, which is delightful in most ways but did put a dent in the time I’d previously have used to sneak in the Rebel Moon director’s cuts, which I’ve shamefully still not caught up on.

    For fun cinema experiences not represented here, I saw Burden of Dreams at a small cinema in downtown Las Vegas while I was over there on my second trip of the year, using a giant spanner to adjust the big bolt that keeps the Sphere from floating off. I think that was about it — I saw Beekeeper, Madame Web, Love Lies Bleeding and Megalopolis on the big screen, all of which benefitted from it (Madame Web in particular was something of an impromptu private screening). Hopefully next year I can muscle in on the baby viewing game — there’s a cinema a short drive away where they’ll bring you a cake while you and the little one watch, which sounds pleasant.

    Without further adieu, the list. It’s ‘new releases’ ranked, for a definition of that which includes everything since my 2023 review and a few more that I just felt like fitting in.

    24. The Marvels

    An absolute hangover from last year, a tombstone movie for a dead era of Disney-Marvel which fails at almost everything it attempts. A shame as it’s hung on a trio of decent lead performances but I’ve not thought fondly of this once since seeing it.

    23. Watchmen: Chapter One

    A tepid adaption of the graphic novel which hews even more close to the source than the famously meticulous Snyder film. The only real adjustments made are to bowdlerise it, so lines that are paced well on page become slugging, leaden scenes on screen.

    22. Emilia Pérez

    This did not work for me at all, which is a shame because I know a lot of people have highly rated it (and it’s got awards buzz, whatever that means.) I’ve seen a bunch of variations on the black comedy/musical combination, some that work (Dear Evan Hansen stage musical) and some that immediately collapse under their own contradictions (Dear Evan Hansen movie) and this just ended up more the latter for me.

    I promise you nothing interesting is happening here.

    21. The Caine Mutiny Court Marshall

    In his documentary Reel Bad Arabs, Jack Shaheen calls Friedkin’s Rules of Engagement the most racist film ever made against Arabs. Impossible to forget that watching the climax of this, a weepy-eyed polemic on behalf of America’s mid-2000s adventurism in the Middle East. Soured the whole film.

    20. Hit Man

    Fine, funny, forgettable.

    19. Argylle

    Who is the real Agent Argylle? Ironically something of a return to form for Matthew Vaughn after some wobbly Kingsman entries, this outstays its already limited welcome and then some. You spend the first half thinking “this isn’t so bad” and the second half thinking “please end”.

    Who is the real Agent Argylle?

    18. Madame Web

    Her web truly does connect us all. If you want this year’s Suicide Squad, look no further: the seeds of greatness are here, in this film nobody asked for and nobody wanted. Dakota Johnson is magnetic as the titular weird little gremlin woman forced by fate to creepily abduct three teenagers. Every frame of this film is a testament to how something went down here, and hopefully one day we’ll find out what.

    17. The Instigators

    It’s a buddy comedy farce with Matt Damon and Casey Affleck, who have enough chemistry to keep it watchable. Will mostly remember it for the insane BTS video about how they faked all the water in the final sequence.

    I promise you most of Madame Web looked better than this.

    16. Pathaan

    Caught this Indian answer to both Bond and the MCU on a plane — great fun, very silly, some impressive action set pieces (as well as a few that seemed to have not quite worked out) and super interesting to watch soft power cultural chauvinism play out in a totally different context.

    15. Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver

    I didn’t get to see this second half in the cinema, sadly, so it didn’t have a chance to wow me with the big screen visuals like the first. On top of that, it was chased up by the director’s cuts which are on all accounts superior, but I wasn’t able to pack them into my now baby-dominated schedule. I’m sure they’ll be on next year’s list. Fear not, I am still a died-in-the-wool Snyder Sicko.

    That’s Jimmy.

    14. Rebel Ridge

    It’s good, and a very enjoyable watch, and it rightly draws attention to the scummy phenomenon of civil forfeiture, and Aaron Pierre has buckets of screen presence, I just expect a bit more from Jeremy Saulnier, the guy who directed Blue Ruin and Green Room. Feels like he was aiming for a broader appeal and just sanded a bit too much of his style away.

    13. Poor Things

    Still unsure what to make of Yorgos Lanthimos’ end-2023 sprawl of gothic steampunk and proto-feminism. Many excellent elements somehow fail to come together to produce something truly excellent, despite a stout lead performance by Emma Stone and a scene-stealing impresario in Mark Ruffalo.

    12. Unfrosted

    Jerry Seinfeld, I am horrified to say, is an auteur. A dispatch from an alien world in disguise as a comedy of the grotesque. Essential viewing.

    Words cannot prepare you for this Unfrosted sub-plot.

    11. Dune: Part Two

    This is far too low for Villeneuve’s middle entry into what will be a trilogy of Dune films; having read Dune Messiah earlier this year I can see why he considered it a necessary third — it’s basically the climax of the entire first book. Suffers a little as a distinct film from not having much of it’s own setting to introduce; the underground sietches are fine, and Giedi Prime is spectacular, but it’s a small slice of the worldbuilding of part one.

    10. Conclave

    As with 2019’s The Two Popes, scurrilous little priests bickering and scheming is an easy way to win my affection. Ralph Fiennes stars as the will-he won’t-he Cardinal trying to determine who should be the next Pope, with a pleasing cast of character actors to face off against. Unfortunately there’s a few slightly outlandish elements that are maybe meant to feel destabilising but can only summon bathos. Looks beautiful though.

    9. Love Lies Bleeding

    I really loved this bouncy, extravagent yet bleak tale of two bodybuilding lesbians and one gross dad. This sort of thing is so often scared to be goofy where appropriate, but the Las Vegas scene here will be sticking with me for a while, as will the [Steven Universe voice] giant woman.

    Good title, too.

    8. Megalopolis

    The year’s biggest contradiction in terms, the political thriller with no politics. Francis Ford Coppola spent his own money putting the biggest swing for the fences since Attack of the Clones in cinemas and it’s a truely unique bit of nonsense. It’s genius, it’s beautiful, it’s obviously had to ration the VFX shots and despite being absolutely mad it’s still exactly the film you’d expect Coppola to spend all his money making. Could have been at the bottom of the list, could have been at the top. In the event, it’s here.

    7. The Beekeeper

    My affection for the work of David Ayer is sealed in blood, sweat and tears of course, but it was still enervating to start the year out seeing him return to mainstream success. The Beekeeper, written by Kurt Wimmer of Equilibrium fame, is a script so silly but self-serious that it hits like alchemy combined with Ayer’s game direction. The rapid-fire shifts between nonsense and hard action seen in films like — for example — Suicide Squad just flies, and Jason Statham (who often seems on a permanent quest for his breakthrough action persona) is exactly the right man to swirl at the centre of it. He’s a Beekeeper, they need to get hit, he’s the man to hit them. All the way to the top.

    Do not say Megaflopolis.

    6. Hundreds of Beavers

    Surely not the first film inspired by the mechanics of a video game, or the comedic flow of a Let’s Play, but definitely the most successful. The Minecraft film is unlikely to capture the agonies of progression half as well as this did. An inspirational piece of low-budget filmmaking and genuinely funny to boot.

    5. Ferrari

    If only Signor Ferrari would attend to business matters and not be so fixed on racing! This was a very pleasant surprise, an exacting character study shared between Penelope Cruz and Adam Driver as Laura and Enzo Ferrari. Death — and the spectre of the war — is so omnipresent that no-one blinks an eye as another test driver careens off the track to his doom. Ferrari has races to win.

    The face of a man who has dealt death to Hundred of Beavers.

    4. The Holdovers

    Dragged across from 2023 is this instant Christmas classic, where frustrated schoolmaster Paul Giamatti must face down the holiday period responsible for Dominic Sessa’s troubled young man, with only Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s school cook to mediate. Deeply funny and affecting; the scene where Sessa visits his father is heartbreaking.

    3. Anatomy of a Fall

    Another holdover from 2023, you know Anatomy of a Fall is going to be genius from the moment that steel drum hits. Sandra Hüller is magnetic as the frosty professional writer accused of killing her talentless partner, summoning great oceans of displeasure in just sitting still with a neutral face. Alongside everything else, a fascinating insight into the French legal system.

    That’s Furiosa.

    2. Furiosa

    Highly anticipated, I thought this was an astonishingly confident follow up to Fury Road, and a contribution that would enhance that film on a viewing of the pair together. Miller’s action sandy action set pieces are unlike anything else still being attempted, but for me the highlight of the film was the climax: an intense, intimate meditation on the utility of revenge and how any one person can be responsible for a whole world of shit.

    1. I Saw the TV Glow

    Speaking of poor viewing conditions, surely the best movie I have ever watched on a plane. Making it all the more impressive that this is sitting at number one! It’s such a slight thing as well, with a consciously truncated third act that leaves you screaming at the screen for more. A worse movie would feel unfinished or unsatisfying, but I Saw the TV Glow is filled with just enough absolute despair — and just enough brilliant hope — that all you want to do is experience it again.


    Still on the docket —

    • Trap: I haven’t seen anything from the M. Night Shyamalan renaissance, hoping to give this a go.
    • Kinds of Kindness: Didn’t manage to find time for this Lanthimos follow-up.
    • The Substance: I’m not generally a horror person but this had great buzz at the end of the year.
    • Rebel Moon Director’s Cuts: Netflix’s decision to break this film into four indisputably a swing and a miss. I liked the theatrical cuts more than most but the red meat is meant to be in these extended versions.
    • Joker: Folie à Deux: No film that makes people this upset can have nothing going for it.
    • The People’s Joker: Vera Drew absolutely living the dream, giving two fingers to the notion that you can own pop culture and taking it all for herself. Sadly not out in the UK yet.
    • The Boy and the Heron: I’ll be straining credulity including this in the 2025 list.
    • Challengers: I will watch the sexy tennis love triangle movie.
    • Deadpool and Wolverine: I just think I’m better than this.

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