Part 42 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

It’s unusually bleak for a Star Wars movie to posit that a major plot character was just walking back to their ship at some unknown point in the past, fell through quicksand into the lair of a large worm and just got eaten. Thus falls however the fate of Ochi of Bestoon, the bug-eyed Sith assassin with a Sith hood ornament on his beast of a car and a surprising amount of compromising material engraved on his fancy dagger.

He doesn’t even get to be the star of his big scene though, losing out in the goofy alien stakes to a big sock-puppet worm who appears fearsome, but can be reached through Rey’s tender yet firm care. His injury healed, the worm slides aside like a block puzzle to reveal the exit from the sand trap. I hope you were paying close attention, because that scene was the closest Rise of Skywalker gets to successfully deploying subtext. The worm, you see, is like Kylo Ren: threatening, a killer even, but ultimately reachable through compassion and care. Maybe somewhere off-screen, the worm’s mother passed on into the force while Maz Kanata watched.

It’s notable because there are so many themes that Rise of Skywalker threatens to invoke before veering away at the last moment: we might have thought about loss, with Chewie and C3P0 and Kylo Ren all getting what are ultimately fake-out death moments. We might have considered friendship, with Rey testing the limits of Finn’s love with her erratic behaviour, but it goes nowhere. Could Kylo Ren be forgiven? What would that look like? We never find out, because he kills all his friends then passes briskly into the force. Even nitty gritty details like Rey appearing much more comfortable throwing a stick than swinging a lightsaber resolve only into the awesome power of two lightsabers. In this very scene, Rey passes the lightsaber to Finn for safe-keeping, much as Luke and Leia both pass one to her at different points in the film. Nothing.

The Last Jedi provoked much feeling by asserting, or trying to assert, that Rey was a protagonist selected by the tides of fate of alone. The major contribution this film makes to Rey’s story is to actively refute that, placing her origin within the outline of an existing character and her redemption¹ in the name of another. It’s an appropriate move for this film, interested as it is in placing Rey parallel to Kylo Ren, who is defined by his failure to live up to his own sparkling lineage. You can choose good or choose evil – that’s as much of a summation of the Star Wars world view as you’ll ever get. But what does it mean to be still fighting the same Star War as your parents and their parents? This just isn’t a film that wants to answer that question. Perhaps it’s unfair to expect it to.

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1. Of a kind; she did shoot Chewie after all. ↩︎

Part 41 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

Four scenes disguised as one scene here, fired off in quick succession as the movie speeds towards completion. First off the bat: in a cold fury Rey swears to Finn that she will destroy Palpatine for killing her mother and father. This is solid ground – you could bin the rest of the film off and place just this quick exchange before Rey lands on Exegol for the dénouement, without losing too much coherence in Rey’s journey. In fact you’d gain a little bit, as you’d lose all the hints that vengeance isn’t the way, when in the end vengeance kind of is the way. Daisy Ridley’s got good chemistry with John Boyega as ever, their closeness really is something the film takes for granted as it’s given no active development whatsoever, outside of calling on Boyega to yell “Rey!” occasionally.

Secondly we see a very silly little clip of Sheev ringing up Kylo Ren on the force telephone to find out what’s taking him so long. Get Rey killed now! It’s unclear why he wants Rey killed. Later he claims he never wanted Rey killed, so this is a funny way of going about it. I have a strong suspicion that this scene was dubbed in at a late stage, because there’s only two shots in it: one a close-up of Kylo’s motionless helmet and the other a shot of him turning around in an anonymous corridor and walking into a room, giving the slightly humourous impression that he’s had to step out of a meeting to take this call.

Finally the Millenium Falcon crash lands on Planet Death Star Ruins. Or I guess it does, because we don’t see it happen. In a curious bit of absent content, we see the Falcon fly past Jannah – Naomi Ackie on a space horse – then a distant crashing noise, then a smash cut to a wide shot of a spaceship that has already done a great big skid down a muddy slope. What happened to the footage of the crash? What happened to any scenes set inside the spaceship informing us that it was about to crash? I guess we’ll never know. Sometimes it’s like these scenes have been put together at random.

I don’t think I’ve really discussed Jannah: Naomi Ackie plays a capable fighter who is introduced as a Warrior Queen of sorts, leading a troop of horseback riders. The riders may as well be the Knights of Ren for the amount they appear on screen after their introduction, but Jannah herself has an extensive role playing off against Finn in a way you might assume was written originally for Rose Tico before her Youtube channel took off. The worry would be that Jannah is there for Finn to manfully assert his heterosexuality against but thankfully neither of the actors play it like that – Finn in this film only has eyes for Rey and Poe, even if it’s left unrequited.

Finally we have the scene where Rey uses secret markings on the ancient Sith dagger to pinpoint the location of the Sith Wayfinder in the Death Star ruins. It’s magnificently silly, absurd from any angle you look at it. I think you could have cut it entirely if so much of the film wasn’t about the passage of the stupid dagger between various people and places. There’s nothing especially implausible about having Rey just turn up at the ruins without a magic dagger and doing her space parkour (aided, of course, by her ability to fly without external propulsion) until she finds Sheev’s bathroom. Certainly no more so than crash landing on a grassy hillock that’s full of Resistance-friendly nomads who collect spaceship parts and have heard of Babu Frik.

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Part 40 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

This is the introduction scene for the little cone-headed droid, a bold move for a movie that’s not got a huge amount for the droids to do in it. Structurally, this is a movie about some combination of Finn, Poe and Rey going places and doing things, and every other character is either with them while they do it or waiting patiently to hear whether they’ve succeeded from back at forest base. BB-8 and R2D2 are an immediate clash for the plucky companion role; I don’t remember if them being the same character was so much of an issue in the other sequel films but here’s it’s a drag. I almost asserted that BB-8 makes R2D2 redundant here, but I just managed to remember that it’s R2D2 receiving the information from treasured friend Boolio, possibly because that big chunky data transfer cable would have been hell to try and seat properly in a sphere. Still, the film manages the somewhat impressive trick of making R2D2 feel old, surrounded as he is by the modern, more overtly hyperactive droid that Disney prefers.

The cone droid is cute enough. He’s got the same kind of anxious little voice as the later, superior B2EMO from Andor which permits him a bit more agency than the mute BB-8 ever gets. Not that there’s much time or space for him to express that agency in this film, though the only outcome from this is that at one point back at forest base, Finn mentions Exegol to him and the tinny little droid says “oh yes, I know all about that”. And then Rey sends them the coordinates anyway. Otherwise he just wobbles about on his monowheel. It was nice of Rey to lubricate him though.

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With the new droid in tow, the gang finally reach Kojimi, where it’s the Holiday Special every day of the year. As I discussed in Scene 37, the staging of violent abuse of power by the First Order here isn’t hugely compelling. We get a slapstick alien stepping outside of his door, doing a big “Ohhh nooo!” and then dashing back inside. All these First Order Stormtroopers are supposed to be kidnapped children, but it’s hard to understand that when they’re exactly as officious as regular Stormtroopers, or dipping back into Andor the corporate security forces. It’s impossible to imagine that Finn was ever knocking on doors like this.

It’s not like it’s a totally unsuitable pitch for more Star Wars to portray a fascism that is cruel through incompetence and disdain, rather than bureaucracy and overwhelming force. It would help distinguish the First Order from the Empire. You could have the First Order troopers act in some particular way that strikes the viewer as wrong, as different. But come on, it’s far too late in the day to be having ideas like this. The movie is over. The trilogy is over. The Rey Movie is over. The Hunt for Ben Solo is over. It’s no good grasping for what-could-have-beens. What we got was a depiction of a reborn space empire that was strange and confusing but not ultimately in a way that came to anything.

At least it’s snowing, permitting the use of a large quantity of Snowtrooper uniforms. The oversized gang of protagonists are all in big parka coats, even C3P0.

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Part 39 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

Did you see that? Rey just blew the transport carrying Chewbacca out of the freaking sky! With a blast of force lightning? Because she was mad at Kylo Ren just for how he’s always being like that? Crazy! Also John Boyega is really good at making it clear that Finn is madly in love with Rey despite a script that half the time would like him not to be. The scene where he’s failing to comfort her over having exploded Chewbacca with her lightning hands is really nice. “Kylo Ren made you do it!” he ineffectually voices.

The beauty of the randomiser once more is that I don’t have to care what comes next in the Chewbecca saga. I’ve definitely seen bits of film that take place after the one where he gets unmistakably blown up with a lightning blast and they still have Chewbacca in, but that’s not my problem. I got my mini-movie consisting of the teaser trailer, with an extra coda in which Chewbacca gets shot by mistake. I’m happy. That’s the end of Chewbacca for me, for now and forever.

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Anyway – in this scene, they fly now. I think if you weren’t prepared by the preceding 38 scenes of Rise of Skywalker you may not be ready to parse this in the correct way, as the lunge into psychedelia that it is. Star Wars, shorn of the taming influence George Lucas, is gradually becoming Jodorowsky’s Dune. Poe, Finn, Rey, Chewie and C3P0 are being pursued across the desert by Stormtroopers, but the muted, conservative design of the Forest Trooper is a distant memory. These guys, armour gleaming brilliant white against the sky, are riding great monstrous beast-bikes that lap at the ground with flailing sandpaper tongues, in pursuit of Poe who has hot-wired a triangle. With a shout they leap from their vehicles into the air, jetpack bursting with flames in a maddening suicide attack. It immediately brings to mind the loyal acolytes of Immortan Joe leaping from from the skies in Furiosa.

In fact, I’m sure Fury Road was a reference for this scene, and it’s a cruel irony that it’s oft mocked for being silly given how desperately it’s trying to be silly. As a practical measure giving a Stormtrooper a jetpack is nonsense – as a bombastic show of spectacle it touches genius. Fire, paint, smoke, blasts of colour, the protagonists thrown comedically through the air, flailing. The final trooper, clipped by a laser blast, goes spiralling off into a mountain like Wile E. Coyote. This is a comic book!

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My one complaint – and I wouldn’t mention this, but because we’re paying extra special attention to the care shown to our large, carpeted friend right now: when they fall through that quicksand and are each checking if the rest of the group are all alive, no-one hugs Chewbacca. For shame.

There’s also a godawful conference with Leia here where she’s somehow aware that this scene is happening like she’s been watching it on the force television, but you know we’re 39 scenes in and I just don’t have the life in me any more to keep complaining about it.

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