Part 7 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

The load-bearing part of this scene is also the shortest – the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it recap of the relevant events of the previous movies as Kylo Ren attempts to call Rey on the force telephone. This the closest this film ever comes to a hard dependency on its predecessors, incorporating flashes of Han Solo’s death from The Force Awakens in amongst the images of Rey sitting on a cool evil throne and that sort of thing. Like everything else in Rise of Skywalker, this crucial context is blasted through at high speed.

Otherwise this is a dumping ground for otherwise useless footage: Rey performs a training montage which seems built around the idea that she’s going to find wielding a lightsaber hard work, given her affinity for a good solid staff, but the idea is never returned to. I do feel like ‘crossing a rope bridge’ would be an occasion where I personally would not want a lightsaber involved, connection to the universal force or no. Her red-eyed training droid seems particularly aggressive as if it may be going rogue, but once she smashes it the question never comes up. Hope they aren’t expensive.

Meanwhile Kylo is ringing Rey on the force telephone again, but we can’t really know that from this scene – only that he’s mildly distracting her from afar. And to do so, he’s either defrosting Vader’s helmet or he’s just baked it in an oven – either way he’s rightly wearing gloves to touch it – but there’s no connection between Vader and Rey so it’s unclear how one is aiding in sending visions to the other. I think we just needed to see that he’s got the thing because it’s used in an action sequence later. I will say here that something that is done well throughout this film is the contrast between the sterile, glossy, all-white interiors of the First Order sets versus the various alien planets (even if the planets themselves are a little derivative). It makes the smash cuts back and forth between Rey and Ren very effective.

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Part 6 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

The dialogue in this scene isn’t bad, but it is from a different film than this one. This is not a film about Rey’s parents or what happened to them – at best that is a subject that is touched upon. That’s not even really what this scene is about: This is the throne room sequence from Return of the Jedi but with Daisy Ridley in the role of Luke as Sheev enjoys himself trying to get under her skin – before doing the big reveal of her fighter pilot friends being blown out of the sky. Sadly nothing here has the melodramatic chops of “Fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station” but otherwise it runs straight through the checklist.

It does seem like the creators of this film had a very literal interpretation of the throne room scene in Return of the Jedi; I don’t think the Emperor really wanted to actually be struck down. He was manipulating Luke and Vader to bring them into conflict. I think it would actually have been quite bad for the Emperor if Luke chopped him up like a potato. In this however, Sheev walks us through his exacting plan while his adoring audience of hooded Sith extras looks on: Rey’s gonna do it, strike him down, and in doing so she will become a Sith, and because being a Sith is manifested in the Sith traditions and makes you somewhat the culmination of those traditions, being a parent is its own form of immortality. I may not be being literal enough here. He really wants her to kill him, either way, which is good for him because she’s going to.

Either way, they mix it up a bit at this point with Luke (Rey) instead passing the sword to Vader (Ren) over the force telephone, who immediately starts a fight with… a bunch of guys. It’s the fabled Knights of Ren! They’re going to be in this film a lot. Because they don’t say anything and Kylo Ren doesn’t say anything the only thing we have to go on is his physical acting, so it’s fortunate he’s Adam Driver and can kind of make it work. Ridley – who is generally also quite good – has to face off with literally faceless mooks, the Emperor’s red-cloaked guards, and it’s markedly less engaging. Oh, she pulls out a second laser sword by the way. Two lightsabers: Always a safe bet.

At this point we do arrive at our first glimpse of the protagonist of the final act of this film, ‘Screaming Oscar Isaac in an X-Wing’. He’s overseeing a bunch of stuff. It’s just kinda noise and sound here.

♞ Knights of Ren status: 💔 Unfriended.

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Part 5 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

Not to be outright provocative here, but when Rian Johnson said “Let the past die” I think he should have had Rey set fire to the homestead set. Actually set fire to the real thing in a deliberate act of arson. For this and this alone I am a practical effects enthusiast, because then it couldn’t have been used in the horrible Obi-wan show and it couldn’t have been used here. Star Wars, like any other legacy media setting, is prone to nostalgia – to reusing the trappings of the previous films just for the warm fuzzy feeling of seeing them again. Part of the genius of the prequels is the way they continually recontextualise or subvert the elements of the original films that they return to: Jabba the Hutt is a respected dignitary, the Jedi’s humble robes are an affectation of poverty, the Stormtrooper armour was first used by the Republic and so on.

The homestead has a similar reuse. Where for Luke it was a symbol of the normal life that he strained against but then found taken from him by the Empire, when it is revisited by Anakin in Attack of the Clones it contains all the old horrors of his childhood – his mother, taken from him and imperiled. He leaves and never goes back, and his former friend Obi-wan chooses it as a safe location to hide Luke with that knowledge.

What then to make of Rey turning up and burying some e-waste in the sand? Or Luke and Leia turning up as force ghosts to cheer her on a bit? It’s hard to understand what any of this means to any of the characters present. Luke’s affection for the place was based on his life there, not the bare fact of the buildings. That’s why Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru got the charred corpses and Luke didn’t sob over some sooty brickwork. Look, I know why the scene is set here. It’s because this is the big famous Star Wars location that isn’t the Millenium Falcon and it’s so that Rey can stand in front of the two suns while the music does a big swell. In the context of this film it means nothing. In the context of the sequel films as a project, or Rey’s character, it means nothing. Even Obi-wan knew Tatooine was a place where you were by definition slumming it. It’s cheap and incoherent and I hate it.

Anyway, a passing stranger asks Rey why she’s bumbling around the old Skywalker place and she looks directly into the camera and says “MY NAME IS REY SKYWALKER”. That’s the name of the film. The force ghosts look really stupid. Rey claws some cool points back for her silly little sand-sled though, that’s great.

Most importantly, we get the credit roll here! Thank you JJ Abrams for your efforts. Despite my broad distaste for this one, it’s crazy how much stuff has actually been packed in to these five scenes, we’ve had the whole gamut from “The FINAL Order” through to “I am Rey Movie Skywalker,” and near on every important character has appeared and made a face. This is a dense block of filmmaking, by any measure.

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Part 4 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’

“Good people will fight if we lead them” – Poe Dameron

It’s not exactly ‘Once more unto the breach‘, is it? This is a scene that is very much of a type that will be reoccurring through this film, that I think is fairly described as ‘a pot of plot glue’. The bigger, more well-defined sequences in the film which we can identify by their locations (Pasanna, Kojimi, Exegol, Death Star ruins, Star Destroyer, Boolio’s Crystal Palace) are held together by a run of scenes like this, almost all of which take place at the aforementioned rebel forest jungle base. In these scenes a short monologue or back-and-forth will seamlessly sweep into a montage of people running around a bit, that explains how what we just saw is going to be replaced with what we’re about to see.

In this case, Poe is papering over how the Death Star ruins sequence (and its weird little coda on Luke Island) are going to connect to the Exegol climax. He’s also trying to codify the internal justification for “The Resistance” as a movement and failing quite badly, missing “Bolshevik vanguard” and landing on “Bourbon Restoration” instead, the gift of leadership being bestowed on the masses by a God-given few.

Something I talked about a lot when watching Andor was the ability to depict a bureaucracy or a chain of command making decisions and executing them. For whatever reason, much modern media either fails at or just plain isn’t interested in depicting anything other than heroic individualism. Rise of Skywalker is certainly no exception – there is no desire to depict the Resistance engaging in any kind of coordinated resistance, so they instead give the impression of being a bunch of friends on a camping trip who happen to own X-Wings rather than anything approximating a fighting force. We never see a meaningful difference in rank or standing, or even some old cliche about being a loose cannon and defying the chain of command. Poe appears to take command by consensus – or less charitably, by virtue of being the protagonist.

Another recurring element of these scenes is the large, choreographed sweeping camera movements. In the (excellent) Empire Wreckers video about Rise of Skywalker it’s posited that there are so many of these shots in here because of the accelerated pace at which the movie was put together, the long takes somewhat counterintuitively burning up runtime – allowing more of the film to be made with a given setup. It seems quite an intense way to be thinking about making a motion picture! This one isn’t the worst of them but it’s still bad, the hard limit on the number of extras available combined with the desire for this to be a grand, sweeping image of motion means that what we actually get is a shot of a bunch of mostly individual people running around in all different directions like they’re doing an improv warm-up. It definitely doesn’t convey urgency.

But my oh my, who’s that handsome stranger in the middle of this looking appraisingly around the corridors of the Falcon?

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