Part 43 of 43 Individual Scenes from ‘Rise of Skywalker’
Wow, Chewie’s hair looks great here.

All Star Wars has to end with a celebration, it seems. Much like the rest of Rise of Skywalker, this is both impossible to explain and yet also somehow a perfect individual piece of nonsense. Finn, Poe, Rey, Chewie, BB-8 and C3P0 have arrived at the planet where they’re hoping to find Ochi of Bestoon. I don’t remember why they think they need to find Ochi. They want the guy to get the thing to get the thing to go through the cloud to get to the place. On arrival, they are surprised to find that a famous festival is taking place. We are then treated to a bizarre, haunting scene of the gang meandering through the large but socially distanced crowd, discussing how every tent post or hanging sheet might conceal a copse of Stormtroopers. Finally we see Rey traumatised by the sight of some horrible little alien children. One of them speaks directly to her worst fear, tormenting her over her lack of family connections. Rey steps away and the hot insanity of day-time flips into a slow-motion night as Kylo Ren calls her on the force telephone, as we say all the way back in Scene 3. It’s haunting, it’s really oddly haunting, and it’s a perfect setup for the magical realism of the force telephone scene, lines between realities becoming blurry and permeable.
And yet obviously this is an awful scene. It’s a Fortnite dance party on the big screen. They should have played the Emperor’s message to the galaxy over this. How were the gang surprised by a festival they must have flown over? How are the First Order going to hide in such a sparse, open crowd? Why is Rey terrified of alien children? Why is that child asking her such invasive questions? Surely she can’t be the first visitor to lack a surname? Is the child trying to pull a scam? Why does the force telephone make it night-time? Are we supposed to think Rey has lost those hours in a trance? And of course nothing that happens here has any effect beyond the immediate setup of the next scene. They don’t find Ochi or his dagger by investigating, or even by bumping into Lando. They steal speeders and escape, pursued, before stumbling on it by accident. Maddening.
And that’s The Rise of Skywalker in miniature, isn’t it? All the awful, all the good. A film that is chronically less than the sum of its parts, which often can’t even get the parts to be basically coherent. But the parts themselves? Some of them are pretty entertaining. And as the ending taught us all, it’s okay to hate if you possess the power of two lightsabers.


